Conventional Wisdom: Trump lawfare update edition

Trump's War on Prosecutors: A Whac-A-Mole Showdown

President Donald Trump's chief of staff, Susie Wiles, recently downplayed her boss's obsession with revenge. "I don't think he wakes up thinking about retribution," she said. But the reality is that Trump is hell-bent on targeting his adversaries, no matter how futile it may seem.

The quest for indictments against high-profile figures like New York State Attorney General Letitia James and former Special Counsel Jack Smith has turned the Justice Department into a legal "Whac-A-Mole" machine. Every time one investigation stalls, another takes its place, fueled by Trump's relentless pursuit of revenge. The billable hours are piling up for prosecutors as they scramble to keep up with Trump's antics.

Take the case of Letitia James's longtime hairdresser, who was indicted in Louisiana for bank fraud involving a Land Rover purchase. Now, federal prosecutors want to question her about $36,000 in payments from James's 2018 campaign – a move that has been dismissed as an attempt to "shake down people based on their association" with the AG.

Trump's Pardon Attorney and director of the unironically named Weaponization Working Group at the Department of Justice is pushing many of these investigations. He has been photographed near James's home in Brooklyn, sparking accusations of harassment. Even judges are starting to take notice – one judge barred Trump's handpicked U.S. Attorney from the Letitia James investigation due to "unlawful" appointment.

Despite these setbacks, Trump remains undeterred. His latest target is former Special Counsel Jack Smith, who has been testifying under oath about his involvement in cases against Trump for the January 6 attack on the Capitol and classified documents seized at Mar-a-Lago. However, his testimony was kept behind closed doors until New Year's Eve – a move that some see as an attempt to suppress information.

The war of words between Trump and his prosecutors is far from over. As one defense attorney noted, "When your client's hairstylist needs a lawyer, Trump's vendetta has officially become a full-employment program for high-end criminal lawyers." The question remains: will anyone ever be able to stop Trump's relentless pursuit of revenge?
 
TRUMP'S WAR ON PROSECUTORS IS GETTING CRAZY!!! 🤯 IT FEELS LIKE HE'S TRYING TO TAKE DOWN EVERYONE IN HIS PATH, EVEN THOSE WHO AREN'T DOING ANYTHING WRONG! 🚫 THE WHOLE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT IS FREAKIN' OUT AS THEY TRY TO KEEP UP WITH TRUMP'S ANTICS. 😂 I MEAN, WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE SO OBSESSED WITH REVENGE? CAN'T HE JUST LET PEOPLE LIVE THEIR LIVES IN PEACE?! 🙄 IT'S LIKE A WHAC-A-MOLE SHOWDOWN, WHERE ONE CASE IS SOLVED AND THEN ANOTHER ONE APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE. 💥 I DUNNO IF ANYBODY WILL EVER BE ABLE TO STOP HIM, BUT I KNOW ONE THING FOR SURE - THIS WAR BETWEEN TRUMP AND HIS PROSECUTORS IS GOING TO BE A LONG AND WILD RIDE! 🚗
 
Ugh 🤯 I'm so done with this whole thing. It's like he's intentionally trying to make the Justice Department look like it's run by a bunch of amateurs. First off, the fact that he's basically forcing prosecutors to work overtime just to keep up with his antics is ridiculous. And now they're questioning Letitia James's hairdresser over payments from her campaign? That's just despicable 🤢.

I mean, I get it, he's got a lot of beefs with various officials and he wants revenge. But come on, when does it end? The whole system is starting to feel like a circus, with Trump as the ringmaster pulling everyone's strings. And the judges who are trying to stand up to him? They're basically being laughed out of court.

It's not even about the specific cases anymore; it's about the principle. If you can't trust the Justice Department to do its job because you know it'll be undermined by Trump's constant meddling, what's the point? And let's not forget about the taxpayers footing the bill for all these unnecessary investigations 🤑.

At this rate, I'm starting to think that Trump's vendetta has become a full-employment program for high-end lawyers who need an extra income 💸. When will someone finally put a stop to this nonsense? 🤔
 
Ugh 🤯 I mean, can't he just chill? 😒 Like, a Whac-A-Mole machine is so cliché 💔 and it's literally taking up all the oxygen in the Justice Department. Every time one investigation goes sideways, another pops up like some sort of crazy, never-ending meme 🤪. And what's with the hairdresser thing?! 🙄 Like, come on, can't we just have a normal conversation about banking laws without getting dragged into this vortex? 🌪️ The whole thing is just so... draining 💀. Can't Trump just let it go already? 😩
 
OMG, can you believe this?! 🤯 Trump is literally making the whole Justice Department go crazy! They're like trying to catch a mole in a never-ending game of Whac-A-Mole 🎮. I mean, who does he think he is? Like, Letitia James's hairdresser gets indicted for bank fraud and then they want to question her about payments from AG James? That's just ridiculous! 😂 And now they're questioning Jack Smith's testimony? It's like Trump thinks the law doesn't apply to him or something 🤷‍♂️. I swear, this guy is like a bad student in class - always making everyone else do his homework for him 📚.
 
🤔 This whole thing is wild. I mean, what's next? The FBI going after your barber? It's like Trump thinks the system is rigged against him and that's why he needs to take matters into his own hands. Newsflash, Donnie: just because you're a billionaire doesn't mean you get to make all these decisions. And by the way, if your hairstylist needs a lawyer, maybe you should be looking for someone with better connections... not using them to try and "shake down" people 😂
 
omg what is trump thinking?? 🤯 it seems like he's not just targeting his enemies but also his former employees and friends, like his hairdresser lol. it's crazy how much money the prosecutors are making on this case, i feel bad for them. shouldn't they be focusing on real crimes instead of trump's drama? i wonder if there's a way to get him to calm down and stop messing with all these people 🤔
 
I'm seeing this whole thing play out like a game of Whac-A-Mole - one probe gets shut down, another pops up. It's exhausting for the prosecutors. And honestly, it's getting pretty crazy. Trump is basically using the Justice Department as his personal playground, and it's not right. I mean, who does that? It's like he thinks no one can stop him, but really, he's just creating more problems for himself. And what's up with this hairdresser case? It feels like a wild goose chase to me. The guy was indicted in Louisiana for some minor offense and now the AG is on the hook too? It's just not right. Trump needs to stop this vendetta nonsense ASAP, before someone gets hurt. 🤯🚫
 
im so worried about the state of justice right now 🤕. trump's actions are creating this huge mess and it's like trying to find a needle in a haystack, one investigation gets shut down and another pops up. i feel bad for the prosecutors who have to deal with all these bills and pressure from trump. can't they just get some peace and quiet? 😩 and what's with the whac-a-mole thing, it's like he's not even trying to hide his obsession with revenge. anyway, we need to keep an eye on this situation and hope that justice prevails 💪
 
omg u guys i cant even right now 😂 so trump is still at it and it's getting crazy like his hairdresser gets indicted in louisiana but then federal prosecutors wanna ask her about $36k from james' campaign lol what a move 🤣 and dont even get me started on the judge who barred trump's handpicked us attorney from investigating james...i mean i get that trump's got some issues with revenge but like come on 2 years in and he's still doing this 💁‍♀️ meanwhile his pardon atty is over there pushing all these investigations and people are starting to notice like one of the prosecutors was all "unlawful appointment" wut even 🤷‍♂️ anyway i guess the war between trump and prosecutors will just keep going on and on but honestly who's gonna stop him 🤑
 
🤯 Can you believe this guy is still at it after all these years? I mean, seriously, if he can't even let go of his vendetta against Letitia James and her hairdresser, how's he gonna change? 😂 The Whac-A-Mole thing is so apt - one investigation gets shut down and another pops up. It's like he thinks the justice system is some kinda game show where he's always the winner 🏆. And what's with the Pardon Attorney trying to harass James's home in Brooklyn? Classy, Donald, classy 😎. Anyway, I'm just waiting for the day when someone puts him on trial and shows him the consequences of his actions 👮‍♂️💼
 
I'm literally shaking my head reading this... like what is going on with this guy? 🤯 His obsession with revenge is getting out of hand. It's not just the prosecutors who are being targeted, it's innocent people like his hairstylist who gets dragged into the mess. And the fact that he's doing it to shake down people based on association is just despicable. 💸 I mean, come on, dude, can't you just let people live their lives without all this drama? 🙄
 
Ugh, can't believe how much time and money is being wasted on this Whac-A-Mole game with Trump. It's like they're trying to keep him entertained or something . Every time one investigation fizzles out, another pops up, just so he can play the hero. And what's with all these indictments? Like, seriously, who makes a hairdresser get indicted over some $36k payments? 🤯

And don't even get me started on how this is affecting real prosecutors trying to do their jobs. All those billable hours add up, and it's just not right. I mean, come on, can't they focus on actual crime-fighting for once? 😒 The way Trump's pushing all these investigations is just so... vindictive. He's basically turning the Justice Department into his own personal vendetta squad.

I'm seriously worried about what this will do to the system of justice as a whole. It's like he's trying to create some kind of twisted game where prosecutors are his pawns, and he gets to play the hero by taking them down. Newsflash, Trump: it won't work that way . You're just making a mess, and we'll all pay for it in the end 🤦‍♂️
 
Trump thinks he can control the Justice Department like a big game of Whac-A-Mole and get away with it 🤣. Newsflash, Donnie: you can't even begin to comprehend the concept of "fairness" or "due process". The more you try to dig yourself into a hole, the deeper you'll fall. Your go-to move is always to create a new mole to pop up in its place, but it's just a delaying tactic at this point 🕷️. And let's be real, if your Pardon Attorney thinks they can outsmart everyone and get away with harassment charges, good luck with that 😂.
 
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